FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I didn't notice because vodka
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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