butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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