the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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