then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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