On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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