Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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