Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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