So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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