this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
if only i could text you this smell
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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