i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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