like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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