in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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