good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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