Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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