Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize
