belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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