Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
