he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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