Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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