A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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