I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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