You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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