Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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