Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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