Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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