I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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