It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Randomize