i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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