Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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