She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
lol hangovers are for mortals.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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