My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
