Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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