Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
