Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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