im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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