I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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