Well douche your snatch and let's go!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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