ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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