I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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