the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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