Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I have a pirate flag
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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