Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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