Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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