You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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