Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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(714): View more from California

First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?

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(541): View more from Oregon

I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.

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(847): View more from Illinois

On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.

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(703): View more from Virginia

All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.

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(519): View more from Ontario

We will just distract him with tacos and porn.

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