I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"