Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I think your dad took our porno
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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