I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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