So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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