he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The Olympian is in my bed
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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