i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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