I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
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is wine microwaveable?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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