They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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